November 7, 2000
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I awoke this morning to the ringing of the telephone. However that sweet shrill sound was not what made me bolt up and scratch my head in amazement. Rather, it was the fact that my computer turned itself on after the first ring! Dumbfounded, I watched it continue through the normal boot sequence as if nothing were awry. Repeatedly pinching myself verified that this was not a dream. Since then, I’ve reproduced this under different conditions, and verified that the root of the issue definitely lies in the modem’s connection to the phone line. And after much thought, I’ve come to the only logical conclusion: my modem is possessed by demons working in cooperation with reverse vampires to steal secrets from my computer in order to elimate the meal of dinner! We’re through the looking glass, people…
Comments (2)
wow, dude, your first post. you’re 2 and a half years old on xanga!
This is one of the oldest xangas! So cool.